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Perhaps We Might? - The effort to "tamp down expectations" for President Obama includes this inaugural address. (11/12/08)

McCain's 'Path to Victory' - The effort to make Election Night more suspenseful, revealed. (11/6/08)

If Obama Wins... - Been enjoying all those Obama fundraising emails? Then get ready for this one -- if he wins. (11/1/08)

Stop the Madness - As Election Day approaches, we must put a stop to an increasingly rampant American menace. (10/30/08)

The Debate's Unasked Questions - Thousands were submitted, but only a handful were used. What were some of the others? (10/14/08)

Bailout Provisions Exposed! - What did we get (or not get) for our $700 billion? (10/6/08)

I'm Too Big to Fail - With some clever financial sleight-of-hand, I'm perfectly positioned for a government rescue (9/22/08)

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Last Newspaper Reporter Fired - The quest for media profits reaches its logical conclusion.

My Red Wine Experiment - Incredible strength from drinking a lot of red wine? Sure, I'll give that a try.

Stranded on the Tarmac - Bill's incredible story of being stuck on an airplane for a long, long time.

I'm Not Buying a Mac - Seriously, I'm not.

Pliocene Epoch Personal Ads - Everyone, no matter what species, needs a little love sometimes.

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