by Bill Shein
May 5, 2007

“This is a prescription for chaos and confusion.” – President George W. Bush, describing why he vetoed legislation that would begin the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq. (May 1, 2007)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 1, 2007

GWB Global, LLC is pleased to announce that we have completed the full, international deployment of our patent-pending Prescription for Chaos and Confusion™ system (PFCC), a comprehensive suite of destabilization tools that quickly and expensively create AbsoluteBedlam™, often with tragic human consequences.

While products offered by our primary competitor (We the People, Inc.) may sometimes create similar results, our PFCC™ system is a complete, soup-to-nuts package that gets the job done. And we have a six-year track record to prove it.

The PFCC™ system was first deployed in the days after the 2000 election, when GWB Global sent faux protestors to disrupt the anti-American, undemocratic counting of presidential election ballots in Palm Beach, Florida. The “chaos and confusion” sowed for our client led to a successful outcome.

Less than a year later, increased use of PFCC™ – including the WithUsAgainstUs™ add-on module – helped eliminate the unprecedented (and unprofitable) global unity that existed, ever so briefly, after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.

PFCC™ deployment was expanded during the rollout of the Medicare prescription drug plan in 2005, leaving millions of vulnerable seniors utterly confused and thousands of poor Americans without access to vital medicines during months of chaos. Meanwhile, PFCC™ ensured healthy profits for GWB Global’s pharmaceutical-company partners.

Media reports document that our Prescription for Chaos and Confusion™ system was humming on all cylinders when Hurricane Katrina struck the Gulf Coast, ensuring the destruction of New Orleans and guaranteeing that reconstruction projects – directed to GWB Global’s business partners to the tune of tens of billions of dollars – would be slow, inefficient, and highly profitable.

And, of course, the power of the PFCC™ system was – and still is – in evidence during the invasion and occupation of Iraq. Thanks to products and services provided by GWB Global, Iraq’s infrastructure was destroyed, its weapons caches and factories were looted, hundreds of thousands of its former soldiers and government bureaucrats were left unemployed and ostracized, all of which led to The Ongoing Iraqi Disaster™.

As architect and lead contractor for The Ongoing Iraqi Disaster™, GWB Global is well positioned to continue to direct billions of dollars to its business partners and licensees. In fact, since 2001, many of our corporate associates have been able to drop the “-and-loss” portion of their profit-and-loss statements, because it so rarely applies.

Best of all, GWB Global products like Prescription for Chaos and Confusion™ enable our contracting partners to avoid pesky requirements to “produce results” while facing little-to-no possibility of “being held accountable” – an ideal combination.

WHO WE ARE: GWB Global, LLC, manages a growing network of valuable PolitiCorp™ entities, including Niger Forgeries, LLC; The Center for Swift Boatification; Pave Paradise and Put Up a Parking Lot, Inc.; Mmmm, Climate Change; and a massive marketing arm, Just Shut Up and Consume, America!

GWB Global will continue to serve the interests of our business partners until our charter expires on January 20, 2009. With full, international deployment of our Prescription for Chaos and Confusion™ now complete, we expect continued “success.”

For more information about our robust line of global destabilization and wealth concentration tools, contact our Washington office at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW. The phone number is (202) 456-1414. Feel free to call collect.

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