Hilarious, Cheney-Style Maneuver

So, let's say you're a Secret Service agent serving as part of the vice president's security detail during a trip to Beaver Creek, Colorado. And a man approaches the vice president and lets him know that the Iraq War is a disaster, etc. And there's allegedly some contact -- a pat on the shoulder, according to most witnesses. And 10 minutes later, the Secret Service decides to arrest the man. But the local police refuse to prosecute, and the stories of all the Secret Service agents don't jibe, and there's talk of a cover-up when the protestor files a lawsuit.

What happens to the Secret Service agent who had been tasked with making the arrest? He literally gets transferred to GUAM. (That laugh-out-loud tidbit is in the seventh paragraph. Enjoy!)