This Time Next Year? Only 11 Species Remain...
Must. Study. Existing. Species. Before. All. Are. Gone...
Spurred by fears that thousands of animals, plants, and microbes will disappear from the planet before scientists can properly study them, a consortium of world-famous research institutions and funding foundations tomorrow will launch an effort to compile an enormous, computer-based "Encyclopedia of Life" to catalog every species known or found.Hurry, scientists, hurry!
posted by Bill at 12:13 PM
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First the mime does his joyful " Evolution, not creationism dance ", then a shadow befalls his face and he bitterly mourns those species which cannot adapt. A tear falls from his eye as the Kennedy Center curtain closes, and a formally attired Al Gore practically falls off the balcony as he stands and shouts " bravo ! Bravo ! ". Then everyone goes home in carbon belching black limos without appreciating the irony.
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