Wednesday, May 02, 2007

And now back to the important stuff

Britney is back: Pop princess Spears takes the stage in San Diego
SFX: Collective, global sigh of relief, followed by sarcastic rolling of eyes, followed by counting of column inches devoted to Spears, followed by reading of news about Iraq, followed by turning of global stomach

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, if only some musclebound, cyborg, bad entertainment assassin from the future would warp back to our time and... and...

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Lord said, "You shall be distracted by entertainment news and celebrity trivia, concerning yourself not with important matters. So it is said, so let it be written, so let it be done." (The Book of E! News Daily, Chapter 1, Verse 1)

8:26 AM  

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