Vacation-Ho!
Just a note to say I'm off on vacation, where I will enforce "Shein's Seven Rules of Successful Vacation-Going":
1. No phones.
2. No e-mail.
3. No Internet.
4. No news of any kind (newspapers, TV, radio).
5. No "checking in with the office."
6. Reading material must be fiction only.
7. Eat, drink, be merry.
8. The answer is always "yes."
9. Travel light - literally and figuratively.
10. There are no other rules but these.
To paraphrase a certain governator, "I'll be back."
1. No phones.
2. No e-mail.
3. No Internet.
4. No news of any kind (newspapers, TV, radio).
5. No "checking in with the office."
6. Reading material must be fiction only.
7. Eat, drink, be merry.
8. The answer is always "yes."
9. Travel light - literally and figuratively.
10. There are no other rules but these.
To paraphrase a certain governator, "I'll be back."
4 Comments:
Here's my top four guesses for your destination:
1) Spring break, Daytona Beach
2) Katrina clean up volunteer
3) Guest at the Kennedy Compound
4) Correspondent with Congressional fact finding mission, some island paradise near the Equator
I forgot the Oscars. Guess number five would have to be the Oscars.
You deserve the award for biggest waste of bandwidth.
SINCE YOU READ ONLY FICTION WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, PLEASE PROVE THAT WITH A LIST OF WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASES. THEY WILL APPEAR ON OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
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