Opening Number for "Byrd! The Musical"?

"Byrd Flu (I'm Sick in Love)"

(Slow, bright piano notes)

"There's a pandemic breaking out,
And it makes me want to shout,
That there's a man I'd like to tout,
Who I embrace without ... a ... doubt ..."

(CHORUS ... uptempo)

"I've got the Byrd ... Flu, Robert Byrd ... Flu,
You can have it, too,
Because the Byrd Flu is new,
It'll give you that cons..ti..tutional view,
And you'll be sick in love with him too!"

SFX: Unprecedented Broadway ovation that can be heard in Teaneck, NJ