MSN Dating Makes Me Laugh

Those little links next to my Hotmail inbox always seem to plug the most inane MSN content -- and that's saying something, since so much MSN content is inane. Just now there was a link to an MSN Dating story called, "Does She Want to Date You?" Here's a choice graf:

And how does a guy know if a woman isn’t interested? “If she is looking around the room while he’s talking to her and crossing her arms across her chest,” says Jess, “she’s probably not that interested. Also, if she tells the guy that he would be perfect for her sister or she suddenly brings up the fact that she’s been talking to her ex-boyfriend, there’s probably not a spark there.”

I don't know. If a woman is looking around the room while you're talking to her, either she's not interested (likely), or she's concerned that she might be the target of an imminent mob hit (less likely, but you get points for optimism and creativity).

I'd wager the former, but still: If you're in a bar or restaurant with a woman and she's looking around the room constantly, you might want to make sure you're seated facing the door. No one wants to get caught in the crossfire of a mob hit.