Bush's Next Career: Comedy Writer?

Hoo boy, this made me giggle:

"After 9/11, I told the American people I would do everything in my power to protect the country, within the law, and that's exactly how I conduct my presidency."

CUT TO: A book on the table behind Bush's Oval Office desk, titled, " 'The Law' According to Me and Alberto Gonzales and John Yoo and Other Administration Flunkies Who Tell Me Whatever I Want To Hear and That Conveniently Justifies Things Like Torture and Using Spy Agencies to Carry Out Illegal Domestic Surveillance of U.S. Citizens and Premptive, U.N.-Charter-Be-Damned War, and [INSERT POLICY YOU WANT TO JUSTIFY AS WITHIN 'THE LAW']"