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White House Watch: Cheney resignation rumors fly

You know, I'm starting to have this image in my head of the president, sitting alone at his Oval Office desk, and everything is eerily quiet. The whole feeling is one of nervousness. The president calls out, "Hello? Anyone there?" The White House seems empty. He looks at his phone; none of the many extension buttons are lit.

After clearing his throat, he shuffles some papers on his desk, signs a few things, mumbles, "fighting 'em abroad, don't have to fight 'em here at home."

Slowly, the camera zooms in on a newspaper sitting on the floor next to his desk, showing the headline, "Cheney, Rove, Libby, others indicted; Cheney resigns; Fitzgerald expands probe"