Troubling Photographic Evidence
Not surprisingly, the so-called "mainstream media" has not reported that White House crisis managers have gone back in time to change history so that indictee-to-be Karl Rove never even existed! Just like in "Back to the Future", Rove is slowly disappearing -- and will vanish completely unless someone is sent back in time to set things right!
Check out this Associated Press photo from earlier today, which plainly shows half of Rove's head missing! He's vanishing before our very eyes!
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Check out this Associated Press photo from earlier today, which plainly shows half of Rove's head missing! He's vanishing before our very eyes!
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UPDATE: According to Ranty McRant's Fact-Free Partisan Rant-a-Blog, "sources" say that prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has sent several FBI agents through a hole in the space-time continuum -- located, ironically, not far from CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia! -- to stop the White House operatives before they can erase Rove's very existence!
UPDATE 2: "Sources" say that Fitzgerald himself has gone back in time -- in a modified DeLorean, no less!
UPDATE 3: Hollywood "sources" say that DreamWorks and Lion's Gate are in a bidding war over rights to the Fitzgerald/time-travel story!
posted by Bill at 2:59 PM
4 Comments:
If we presume that Rove is in fact is "Bush's Brain," but that Rove's own brain appears to be missing along with the top half of his head in the time-space protal, will this have an effect on Bush's decision-making and the well-beingof our nation generally?
Always thinkin',
Will
Seriously, if you had to pick a brain, wouldn't you pick a better lookin' brain than that ? Someone like George Clooney maybe ? I mean really people.
Those White House spinmeisters will stop at nothing! Stooping to time-travel shenanigans, even!!
Will has raised an interesting and mind-bending point that instantly gave me a "Back to the Future"-esque headache. Thanks, buddy!
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