The Next Supreme Court Nominee
My prediction? The president nominates a senator. Hatch or Cornyn. Needs an easy win that will keep conservatives happy.
CUT TO: Shein predicting Kerry six-point victory
CUT TO: Shein predicting Beta winning out over VHS and investing entire family savings in Beta-related companies
CUT TO: Shein, gleefully drunk and high-fiving assorted big-wigs at Dewey HQ early on Election Night '48
CUT TO: Shein, confidently buying ticket for "unsinkable" Titanic maiden voyage
CUT TO: Shein, telling girlfriend during camping trip, "Don't worry, there's no way you'll get pregnant."
CUT TO: Shein, cradling newborn baby, shrugging in "What, me?" fashion
CUT TO: Shein, moments ago, pouring out what remains of his fourteenth cup of coffee...
CUT TO: Shein predicting Kerry six-point victory
CUT TO: Shein predicting Beta winning out over VHS and investing entire family savings in Beta-related companies
CUT TO: Shein, gleefully drunk and high-fiving assorted big-wigs at Dewey HQ early on Election Night '48
CUT TO: Shein, confidently buying ticket for "unsinkable" Titanic maiden voyage
CUT TO: Shein, telling girlfriend during camping trip, "Don't worry, there's no way you'll get pregnant."
CUT TO: Shein, cradling newborn baby, shrugging in "What, me?" fashion
CUT TO: Shein, moments ago, pouring out what remains of his fourteenth cup of coffee...
posted by Bill at 10:28 AM
2 Comments:
Dewey actually won that one. Those damn Diebold voting machines mucked up the works -- even back then, man.
Nominate Teddy and... as theysaid in the arena... " Let the Games begin ! "
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