If Rove's Grand Jury Appearance Was Covered by the Society Page...

... the headline might go something ... like ... this:

Rove Makes 'Grand' Fourth Jury Appearance

But ABC News slugged it this way: "Rove Makes Fourth Grand Jury Appearance"

I like mine better, especially if I imagine an aristocratic party-like atmosphere, circa 1890, in London, with women in ball gowns, etc. But that's just me, after too much coffee, perhaps...