Brownback's Left Hand: "Tastes Great!" / Brownback's Right Hand: "Less Filling!"

Sen. Sam Brownback, a Kansas Republican, said on ABC last week that there was "a good chance" he would vote against Miers if she said that Roe v. Wade was "settled law."

But on CBS' "Face the Nation," he complained about the "litmus test on the left" that draws filibusters "if you don't support Roe, if you don't support abortion rights."

Dudes! CBS is, like, a whole other network! People who watch ABC would never watch CBS, right?