Truly Amazing, Part MMMMMCCCCXXXX...

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (AP) -- It may be President Bush's nickname for key political adviser Karl Rove, but some editors don't think it belongs in their newspapers. About a dozen papers objected to Tuesday's and Wednesday's "Doonesbury" comic strips, and some either pulled or edited them.

OK, so let's get this straight: Nonstop blood and violence on TV, including FX's shameless new bloodsoaked series about the Iraq War? NO PROBLEM!

Using the president's nickname for Karl Rove, "Turd Blossom," in the newspaper? NAY! SUCH LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE! WHAT IF OUR CHILDREN SEE THAT?!?!?!

It is indeed a crazy blue marble, my friends. Crazy. Blue. Marble.