Attention DC Job Seekers!

"C-SPAN is seeking two full-time News Editors to generate, produce and assist in the oversight of Capital News updates on C-SPAN, C-SPAN.org and C-SPAN Radio, as well as assist in the development of future Capital News offerings. Also research and identify stories focused on Washington policy-based news, write headlines for on-air and online use, edit headlines from Newsdesk writers, update and maintain Newsdesk database and .... whoa, eyelids getting heavy ... can't ... stay ... awake. Getting so unbelievably ... tired. Feel ... like ... I ... must ... sleep ... now ... mommy ... Zzzzzzzzz z z z z z......"

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