When people start questioning the obvious health benefits of consuming a bagel loaded with cream cheese, I say it's time to invade another small, third-world nation and bring democracy to an oppressed populace which has no access to either bagels or cream cheese, and you can quote me on that.
I don't want to connect dots that shouldn't be connected, but if you look at campaign finance reports, you'll find that Dunkin' Donuts gives A LOT of money to pro-war Republican candidates. Coincidence? Hmmm.
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When people start questioning the obvious health benefits of consuming a bagel loaded with cream cheese, I say it's time to invade another small, third-world nation and bring democracy to an oppressed populace which has no access to either bagels or cream cheese, and you can quote me on that.
I don't want to connect dots that shouldn't be connected, but if you look at campaign finance reports, you'll find that Dunkin' Donuts gives A LOT of money to pro-war Republican candidates. Coincidence? Hmmm.
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