This Should Be a Criminal Offense

"Britney Spears, though complaining lately about being in the spotlight, has signed on to be the focus of a reality series."

CUT TO: Millions of eyes, rolling

Apparently the networks were battling it out for a bunch of home footage of Spears and her husband. There was a bidding war for this show.

Ladies and gentlemen, the handbasket to Hell is in the station. ALL ABOARD!