Tres Amusante

From The Times of India, this is funny for all sorts of reasons -- largely because of its straight reporting of the 10 Commandments.

LONDON -- Prince Charles will say sorry to his bride's former husband for breaking up their marriage, before he finally weds Camilla Parker-Bowles, a leading bishop has revealed. The latest episode adds yet another soap-opera dimension to the most blue-blooded pairing of adulterers in history.

[...] On Sunday, Charles' office declined to deny reports he would be saying sorry for breaking two of the 10 commandments given by God to the people of Israel at Mount Sinai. Charles' aides responded to questions with the words, "It is a private matter. We would not comment."

The seventh commandment enjoins God-fearing people not to commit adultery. The 10th commandment warns a man not to covet his neighbour's house, wife, male servant, female servant, ox or donkey.

Hee!