OH MY GOD NOOOOOO!

"Orlando Bloom, Kate Bosworth split"

(This is an example of the "new" CNN? Hmmm.

"They did decide to take some time apart due to their upcoming work schedule, and they remain very close," the couple's representative, Robin Baum, told the magazine.

FREE RGM MEDICAL ADVICE: Print out that sentence and keep it in your medicine cabinet. It's handy any time you need to induce vomiting!