Good News, Torture Fans!

On this Alberto Gonzales nomination to be the nation's chief law enforcement officer, America can be proud that Democrats in the Senate are finally stepping up to the plate to say, "Enough! We will not have someone who thinks torture is acceptable in some circumstances as the Attorney General of OUR United States!"

Of course, by "stepping up to the plate" I mean they're "rolling over, once again, like scared little girls." (No offense to little girls, who have every right to be scared. But American lawmakers? No excuse.)

And WATCH OUT, Mr. President! Because according to this article, the Democrats are planning some extensive debate before letting Gonzales slip on through! Yeah, Democrats: That'll learn 'em! A taste of some of that kick-ass extensive debate ought to ensure the president's future nominees are more sensible! You go, little girls!