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Remarks at National Press Club
Monday, July 18, 2005

RICK DUNHAM, PRESIDENT OF PRESS CLUB: And now, from the serious to the humorous. Our final category tonight is the Angele Gingras Humor Award -- and that is not the "Gingrich" humor award. It recognizes great humor writing in honor of a longtime National Press Club member who specialized in writing amusing stories for magazines and newspapers. A $1,000 prize is given to each winner.

The winner for a single entry goes to Bill Shein of the Berkshire Eagle. According to the judges, many columnists strive for an unusual take on the news, but Bill Shein succeeds with a wonderfully absurdist interview with the stolen painting, “The Scream.” The idea of a kidnapped painting is startling enough, but Shein permeates the painting’s one line -- a scream, naturally -- with many layers of dismay, anger, and frustration in response to Shein’s own clueless questions.

So, my question is, is Bill Shein here?

BILL SHEIN: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You know, I told a lot of people that winning this award was something of a fluke. And I had that confirmed when I got here tonight and looked at the list of judges and saw Brit Hume's name. Because twice a week, when I sit down to write my column for the Berkshire Eagle, I first look at a little bracelet that I wear that says, “What would make Brit Hume laugh?”

Let me thank a couple of folks tonight. First, of course, my friends at the Berkshire Eagle, particularly Bill Everhart, a great editorial page editor who believes, as I do, that humor and satire really can be a powerful agent for change. When I get back up to western Massachusetts I know he’s going to be excited to hear that they’ve seated the Berkshire Eagle just inches away from a newspaper with 100 or 200 times the circulation, the New York Times. [Addressing the Times' table] Watch your back.

Also, of course, my thanks to the National Press Club. I haven’t been to the press club in a long time, and when I got here I went to find the First Amendment Lounge for the cocktail hour, and I got a little lost. And I actually ended up running into Karl Rove down in the Fifth Amendment Lounge. He didn’t really have much to say.

Finally, the column that I write is called “Reason Gone Mad,” and the title comes from an old Groucho Marx quote that “Humor is reason gone mad.” I chose that name also because I believe that it’s a good description of the times that we’re living in right now, when the people seem to often cheer the policies that benefit largely the powerful, and perhaps not coincidentally, a time when the “news business” seems to be less about news and more about business.

I think events like this remind us that more than ever, democracy needs quality journalism.

Thank you very much.

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